This email is TOP SECRET
The contents have been carefully prepared by the worlds leading financial corporations. This information contained herein will make you rich beyond your wildest dreams. However, you should not read this email because it may not look any good on your machine. It was probably hijacked by kiddy-scripters who removed "do not" from "do not buy" and attached viruses to it that will strip your hard drive and steal your credit card numbers so don't even open it. If you don't stop reading and actually believe anything that is said below we'll deny everything in court. It's not good financial advice, it's probably all wrong. Don't trust a word of it. Don't even bother to read it. If you repeat a word of this I'll sue! --
These warnings should be top posted shouldn't they?
On 27/10/2005, at 8:22 AM, Ted Gould wrote:
If this e-mail would offend you or would otherwise make you possibly upset at the writer, someone who knows the writer, or anyone else that may cause a possible legal action against any person or persons listed here where this e-mail may exist as evidence and/or legal reference you are required to remove the memory of this e-mail and this disclaimer from your mind using drugs and/or invasive surgery. Thank you.
That is droll.
malcolm